Wedding Quotes

Best men, Master of Ceremonies and in fact everyone that needs to make a speech at a wedding, this is the blog post you’ve been waiting for.  We’ve scoured the Web to list some of the most heartfelt, romantic and fall-on-your-face funny wedding quotes out there.  Scroll down the list to the different categories to find those one liners that will make the wedding guests crack up and romantic quotes that will let your brides heart melt.

 

Wedding Quotes – Funny

  • “A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.” – Helen Rowland
  • “I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.” – Mike Birbiglia
  • “A man’s got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.” – John Mayer
  • “My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.” – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
  • “It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.” – Robert Frost
  • “Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle.” – Heinrich Heine

Wedding Quotes – Hilarious

  • “For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.” – Phyllis Battelle
  • “Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.” – Helen Rowland
  • “Monica Seles: I’d hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.” – Peter Ustinov
  • “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” – Prince Philip
  • “A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.” – Michel de Montaigne
  • “By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” – Socrates
  • “Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?” – Groucho Marx
  • “Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.” – Leonardo da Vinci

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Wedding Quotes – Love

  • “A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.” – Paul Sweeney
  • “Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness, of hatred, of jealousy, and, most easily of all, the gate of fear.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
  • “There’s a big difference between falling in love with someone and falling in love with someone and getting married. Usually, after you get married, you fall in love with the person even more.” – Dave Grohl
  • “When you look for the right person, you always end up with the wrong one. But when you just sit by the corner and wait, he comes along and shares the corner with you.” – Unknown Author
  • “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” – Dr. Seuss
  • “Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.”  – Leo Buscaglia
  • “You will find, as you look back upon your life, that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love.” – Henry Drummond
  • “My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.” – Winston Churchill
  • “Love is not weakness. It is strong. Only the sacrament of marriage can contain it.” – Boris Pasternak 

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Wedding Quotes – Wisdom

  • “Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.” – Zig Ziglar
  • “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin
  • “A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.” – Pearl S. Buck
  • “In a marriage, each partner is to be an encourager rather than a critic, a forgiver rather than a collector of hurts, and enabler rather than a reformer.” – Unknown Author
  • “The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make on your wedding day, and over and over again and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband…” – Barbara De Angelis
  • “Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.” – Henry Ford
  • “The beauty of marriage is not always seen from the very beginning…but rather as love grows and develops over time.” – Fawn Weaver

Wedding Quotes – Inspiration

  • “Marriages, like a garden, take time to grow. But the harvest is rich unto those who patiently and tenderly care for the ground.” – Darlene Schacht
  • “It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
  • “Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.” – Martin Luther
  • “The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.” – Jackie Kennedy
  • “Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can’t live without.” – James Dobson
  • “Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning.” H. Jackson Brown, Jr
  • “To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.” – Ogden Nash 

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